Ladoo: ‘URGHHH! Your bum is on my hair!’
I hate games consoles. I don’t mind playing them every now and again at a mate’s house. I tend to get right in there and scream, yell and perspire more than I should considering I’m just playing a video game. I don’t think gaming is conducive to forming a good wholesome imagination. So it really bothered me when Ladoo begged, pleaded and succeeded with her emotional blackmail of the parents and nabbed herself a Wii and NintendoDS. She’s fat enough as it is without having further reasons to be sitting on her round-ladoo arse (she’s not called Ladoo for no reason – she’s big, round and sweet…)
Ladoo
I think kids should be given a patch of mud and some sticks and told to get on with it – ‘Go on! Bugger off and entertain yerselves!’.
It’s half-term this week and I broke the car the weekend just gone. I miss it 
It was the over-revving that took its toll. But it’s diesel! It sounds soooo nice, so gruff when its at 6000 revs. To me it’s like a sexy growl in my ear and gives me tingles like no man can…Anyhoo, being the black widow that I am, I thrashed it around and had my way with it, and then ungratefully savagely murdered it. So there is no car. And its half term holidays. The kids (Ladoo, Hustlaa and Honey) have nothing to do. To get to anywhere worth getting to on public transport takes a minimum of an hour and a half. It’s a long time. You have to walk to the bus-stop which is quite far away. Honey doesn’t like walking. Her pretty shoes aren’t made for walking. Ladoo likes sitting on her ladoo-arse, be it in front of the TV, on the sofa playing the Wii or on the car seat. She doesn’t like to feel the breeze on her bottom. Hustlaa likes to say in his room and secretly speak to girls and Nick. His room stinks of B.O.
So it’s half term holidays. The car is dead. The kids are lazy. There has been a lot of time spent at home. Its fostered imagination.
This is what we do when we have no car:
Anon said,
February 20, 2009 at 9:51 pm
I have just realised that you have a rather large arse
from the anonymous sister
lilyofthevalleyuk said,
February 20, 2009 at 11:42 pm
i have to agree with you. to be fair, i quite like my bum and i think it was a very unflattering bum shot.
i think there is also an element of poetic justice – i in fact am the ladoo-lard-arse.