Mash update
HOW THE HELL IS IT A TIE??????
I reckon its fellow baldies who are voting for Mash to keep his extended forehead. They’re probably all uniting together to exercise their right to look like eggheads. Pulling a Britney is soooo 2007 dahling.
Mash Potato
I have a friend called Mash. I met him at a dinner event and found his conversation funny because, and only because, he was speaking in his harsh northern accent.
Once I lost him in Primark (he only came along as I promised him food afterwards – we went to Mr Jerk – yummmm) and he went to a till lady and had tried to have her announce that someone was looking for Lily OftheValley over the tannoy system. He explained to her that there could be many Lilys in the store so it was imperative that she should not just stop at ‘Lily’ but come out with the whole mouthful of ‘Lily OftheValley’. It didn’t quite work. We only got the ‘Lily’ but had a good giggle anyway. (He giggles like a girl.)
I think the till lady would not have been able to announce the whole lot with a straight face – she would have had a laughing fit and would be too busy holding her sides as she’s laughing so hard that she’d forget to turn off the tannoy system; the whole of Primark would hear this commotion and all fall on their knees and grab the clothing rails to steady themselves as they’d all by now be laughing like crazy too; the stands would all come crashing down with the sheer weight of the Primarni population which would further fuel the laughter and the poor lady would have ultimately lost her job. I guess just a ‘Lily’ was a good thing.
We’ve upped-the-ante and for the next challenge are aiming to get the announcer to declare ‘Can Lily OftheValley please come to the tills as Mash Potato is looking for her. Thank you.’
Mash claims that ‘Mash’ is a shortened version of his real name. I think people started calling him that cos he looks like Mr Potato Head. I’ve nagged him for a while to grow his hair. He’s a good-looking chappy (he has dimples when he smiles) but every time he takes off his hat the ends of my mouth curve down and I feel a little disappointed. I keep hoping to see a nice healthy black carpet of hair.
He doesn’t listen to me. Ever. So what do you lot think?
Should Mash grow his hair?
Mash happy chappy
Mash exposed!
VOTE NOW! It’s an interactive vote – lets see what the people want!
And here’s me being vengeful (he put chocolate on my nose and I forgot to wipe it off. He didn’t remind me for about an hour – even when me and my chocolate nose were getting on the train. Git.):
Spot the Difference:
Mr Potato Head
Mr Moody Mash Potato
